Today Maikel wanted to try out the toilet in front of his new office in building 10 (yes!!! after 2 years of contract, finally he got an office!! he shares it with other 5 people but still is better than nothing!!). When he entered into the restroom, he made a fatal discovery. That CERN toilet smells like shit. And he swears it was not his fault. The smell was abnormally unhealthy. Like... some physics... shit... Then, he realizes that right aside is LEIR, the anti-matter ring (where first anti-matter atoms were ever created by mankind). Finally, wondering about how do these machines get the anti-matter (with the help of Valentina's insane intelligence), everything made sense: CERN physicists shit anti-matter and that is the fuel used for the accelerators!!!! That is the "dark" secret of CERN!!! And of course, that also solves the mystery about why CERN's restaurants food is so awful!!! We surely have been eating something unusual to be able to shit antimatter!!!
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LOL Juan, me partoooooOO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletebtw, i think dark matter shd be also mentioned here, uhmmm
and this is the reason why LHC is shitty actually ;)))
Juan, me quedo si palabras, this man is brave to have a blog like that, me mondoooooooo (ya, mejor...jojo)!!!
Creo que este es el primer post decente desde hace una buena temporada ... sigue así ... o no, LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou watch too much Futurama...
ReplyDelete"Nibbler's feces consist of dark matter, which could initially be used as starship fuel"
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibbler_(Futurama)
pfffffffff, i wish to have that excuse..there's no hope for me, buaaaaaaa!!!!
ReplyDeleteAmaizing!!! a real research work made at CERN. Juan, next will be nobel prize (Obama have one, why don't you)
ReplyDeleteI fully agree with Esteban! Juan for Nobel!
ReplyDeleteYou should have done a normal shit on it, to make it disappear in a burst of gamma rays. Then the smell would have gone away.
ReplyDeleteFidel, my favourite part is "...each pound of which weighs ten thousand pounds!"
Also, my response to the survey is, 'I like them, because there are only two other Mikaelas who use the one on my floor.'
ReplyDeleteTalking about inquisitive journalism! Also, I hope this post doesn't appear on top of google when people search about cern and antimatter...
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