Sunday, February 28, 2010

Valentina leaves CERN forever.

Yes, forever.
For the fifth or sixth time. So don't be sad, we all know she will come back.

Note: ... and maybe sooner than what you think. Because, off the record, on the QT, and very hush hush, our latest information point us that she's still in GVA airport due the aircraft being kaputt. Well, but let's hope that she will be able to make to Vienna before the midnight chimes. Keep tuned for the latest update.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Do you usually read in the toilet?

Already 11 people voted!! For the time being, the results are 5 Yes and 6 No... How can many people do that???

PS: I just created this entry to post later the final result, in one week :)

Valentina's birthday today!!

Most of you already know it but I think it is worth you tell her some nice words ;-)

Plan for tonight is dinner together at 20h30 + MAD at 22h30!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

MCCM: Logs in software.

Luisfer will give a Cultural Coffee with his rehearsal for the important talk he will give soon about:

"Logs in software: how to record the when, the what and the who"

In Eli's blog, you can click to say that you are coming.

I just reserved the EVO:
BOOKED a meeting in EVO (

Title: MCCM: Logs in software
Description: "Logs in software: how to record the when, the what and the who"
Community: Universe

Meeting Access Information:
- Meeting URL

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

CMS hot chicks calendar!

Actually it is a poster to celebrate the Women's day :)

Full article here.

PS: I know many of these girls ;) And at least 3 of them are Spanish!!

Vale is around -> parties all days!

From Fio's email:

Tonight dinner + fiesta
Tursday Vale's BD dinner + MAD
Friday dinner + party
Saturday goodbye dinner + fiesta

For tonight: 8 PM in the central hall of the train station to go to
super-secret Italian restaurant.

Are you able to handle so many parties? Men, this week is the week when you all have to prove that you are real men and not pussies. Girls, you also have to prove that you can afford all that parting and without loosing your glamour XD

sado-maso parties here??

There are rumours about sado-maso parties at CERN but I never saw them still.

Esther told me that we should inform her ad her friends as soon as details are known. She has her whip ready for it.

In the other hand, Marek suspects that all that is just some misunderstanding as in the CMS DAQ group they usually call SM to the Storage Manager group but many people is sure about that SM actually stands for Sado Maso group.

Which is the truth about that??

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Successful dinner with Vale & Lna!!

Valentina and Elena's dinner was very successful from the point of view of the gossip. I'm sorry but the people who didn't come is not allowed to know the real names of the people. Their little reputation could be totally screwed up if their real names are published on the net.

We all learned that:

- Maikel prefered to go with Maikel to another dinner so now we all think that he is a bit gay and has some warm feelings for Maikel...

- Mikaela was doing "piecitos" (playing footsie) with some other men under the table. Well, she says she did nothing so there is a big concern about if there was one of the men doing that to other men by mistake... puajjjj!!!

- Mikaela and Maikel asked a dessert to share between them. A dessert that looked exactly as a... "fetcher belcher"!!! So disgusting...

- Maikel did not come and he did not reply the telephone in days... Some Maikel thinks that he is maintaining a dark relationship with some Mikaela...

- Maikel did not come either, with the nice excuse that he realized (almost one hour after being in the restaurant the rest) that his car was broken and could not come. He also claims that he was waiting for the Maikel who didn't show life signs in days...

- Mikaela came with a French maromo. Nobody knows till what extent is close. Anyway he didn't spoke much English so all is a mistery.

So, very interesting gossips this time!!!

Eli also created a blog!!!

Now everybody is copying Maikel doing blogs, it seems :D Well, he was not really the first one but it is fun to say it like that, I guess, or maybe not?

Ok, here is the blog:

Please, pay attention to the fact that it is aimed to be a "serious" blog (for useful information and cultural coffees propaganda), although Maikel will do everything possible (with comments, spam and so) to make it more... interesting...

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Valentina and Lna coming to CERN on Saturday!!!

This Saturday both of them are here. We should meet for partying & dinner, right?? Spanish restaurant? Crepes place? Fondue place? Doodle? Confusion attack? Salsa or tango, Pickwicks or Macumba afterwards?

Friday, February 12, 2010

Carnival parties!

What are you Maikels/Mikaelas going to dress up like? |-)
Any photos?

(Erm, it's this weekend in western Europe as well, isn't it?)

Thursday, February 11, 2010

MAD & job spam

Cristina sent an innocent email about asking to go to dance salsa tonight to MAD. Poor girl. There were ~70 spam emails starting with that, with just 2 or 3 related to the subject. Spam subjects related to indifference, Gene Kelly, zombies, stuff to be shown, CULO, C++ pedantic technicalities, SMS and MMS, iPad, madness, cups, asteroids, alien Juanes invasion, CULO, processes ID, Big Bang theory and, of course, spam.

Also Eli sent another innocent email about a job interview and the only thing I remembered about that is the video about the attagirl knee pads... uuuuuuf.. better I don't continue.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

1 beer = 2 slices of bread

This is an impressive study related to nutrition,.... and actually is serious :)
Unfortunately, nobody from CERN involved
1 beer = 2 slices of bread

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

German is on the news!!

Camilo's brother is on Atlas news today, in an article written by Ceri

I will not make any comment about his photo... Well, it's better than mine in the article I had some time ago

PS: the interview to German is so fun!!! Great work, Ceri!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

ohhhh, my friends, I am not anymore in Telefonica....crisis and this kind of things, but!!!! I am looking for a job in Switzerland, maybe in Zurich, then if I finally manage to cheat some Swiss enterprise, I will invite you all to BEERSSSS!!!!!

(this message is to reply with encouragement message)

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Happy Groundhog Day!

Happy Groundhog Day to everyone!

I propose you watch the movie today. Just to do something different :D

Have fun on this wonderful day!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Maikel had a date with a Mikaela!!

There are rumours about that in past Saturday's Mikaela party (the super-secret Maikel's birthday party) something happened with Maikel, who was missing.

It is said that he couldn't come because he had a date with a Mikaela... Actually he spent the afternoon alone with her and he ended up with several other friends of her!!! So, we all understand the situation excepting Maikel, who complained that was not invited to this big female event where Maikel got all the Mikaelas for himself without sharing them with the other single Maikels.

Maikel and Swedish love stuff

There are rumours about Fidemaikel having Swedish kisses or even Swedish hugs... He says he will neither deny nor confirm those words thus he'll look way cooler than before.

PS: just in case you didn't know what these words mean... Myself, I didn't know them before Valentina told us... What has been seen cannot be unseen...

PS2: disclaimer - In fact she didn't know what these expressions mean. She just wanted to make the joke that in Swedish the verb "to piss" sounds like "to kiss" :D When we discovered the true meaning and we told her, she wanted to solve the situation changing sending us 'Swedish hugs' instead of 'Swedish kisses' but it was even worse :-P